This sarcastic prick enjoys the company of others.
21, Orange County, CA. Movie enthusiast, hopeless romantic. I get bored really easily so I'm always looking for people to talk to so you should be one of them! My theme is basic because I'm a lazy piece of poo. I think I'm really funny. I know I'm really funny. If I had a penis I would jump up and down repeatedly to see if my dick makes a funny sound as it smacks into my inner thigh but no, I have a vagina. I prefer it that way because who wants to wake up with morning wood all the time. I sure don't. If you're still reading this then congrats, you have walked with me on a journey of my thoughts on the cons of having a penis, my friend. I wonder if anyone ever reads this part. Somewhere..out there...I am eating. Or watching a movie. Or both. Yeah, probably both.
im permanently emotionally damaged but it’s chill, I’m chill
I need a long ass break. From society, from expectations, from responsibilities, and most of all, I certainly need a break from, life.
(via zacc-a-snacc)
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date someone who will sit down & say “let’s fix this” instead of being a child and ignoring you
(via bradley-herondale)
Have any of your friendships ever ended because you were always the first one to talk to someone and one day you stopped to see if they would talk to you first and they never did so you just stopped talking to each other?
Hey so I see this post a lot on my dash, and so I’m gonna take this moment to say something about it. When you are always the one initiating contact or hangouts with your friends, then it sets up a certain expected dynamic between the two of you. And so when you stop contacting them, they may be so used to you being the one who reaches out that when you don’t, they’ll assume it’s just because you’re busy. Or because you no longer want to hang out with /them/. So instead of just cutting off contact, talk to your friends. Let them know that you feel like you’re the one always making plans. You’ll be surprised at the number of them willing to make a change to help you feel more appreciated and loved. People can’t read minds. If you don’t tell them what you need or how you feel, then they’ll never know.
(via glitterycosmos)
10/10 would bang.
But also:
10/10 would care for you
10/10 would tuck you in
10/10 would cuddle
10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay
10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning
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Anonymous Asks:
wrinklyasscheek-dimples Said:
please don’t have sex
Anonymous Asks:
wrinklyasscheek-dimples Said:
Somebody just throwing a million dollars on to my naked body and then leaving.
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