This sarcastic prick enjoys the company of others.

21, Orange County, CA. Movie enthusiast, hopeless romantic. I get bored really easily so I'm always looking for people to talk to so you should be one of them! My theme is basic because I'm a lazy piece of poo. I think I'm really funny. I know I'm really funny. If I had a penis I would jump up and down repeatedly to see if my dick makes a funny sound as it smacks into my inner thigh but no, I have a vagina. I prefer it that way because who wants to wake up with morning wood all the time. I sure don't. If you're still reading this then congrats, you have walked with me on a journey of my thoughts on the cons of having a penis, my friend. I wonder if anyone ever reads this part. Somewhere..out there...I am eating. Or watching a movie. Or both. Yeah, probably both.